Name: Norman Schwagler
Date of Birth: December 28, 1968
Nick Name: Too nasty to mention in such a respectable public forum such as this
Marital Status: Single
Hometown: Buffalo, NY
Occupation:

Teacher/lounge lizard

Arrived in BKK: 2005      
Plan to leave: Changes hourly
Position: Winger/leaning against the boards
Shoots: Left
Favorite NHL Team: Buffalo Sabres       
Team Status: Active
Favorite Player and Why: Gilbert Perrault. One of the chosen few who made a mullet look good
Most Hated Celebrity and Why:

Well, I am jealous of Tom Selleck’s chest hair, if that has any bearing on anything.

Dream Woman: Doesn’t have a moustache and can fart quietly
Best Habit: Standing upright
Worst Habit: Remaining upright while shooting
Favorite Movie: Taxi Driver
Top 3 CD’s of all Time: The Clash The Clash; The Pixies Doolittle; The Ramrods Get Crackin’
Bangkok Pet Peeve: Buses spouting black toxic death into the air/TAILGATING!      
Home Pet Peeve: Not a lot of smiling faces in American cities
Favorite Drink: Cold beer
Favorite Shooter: Kratin Dang
Favorite Bar or Restaurant in BKK The one at my corner with rats and roaches tickling your feet
Future Ambitions:

To be a rebel and a runner, a signal turning green,
a restless young romantic.
I wants to run the big machine.

 

 

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